If one claims to have stayed awake through Star Trek: The Motion Picture, they’re either lying or the film’s editor.

A friend and I tore up the deck today.

It took all strength I have left to type this

DAMMIT HE ESCAPED!

(via antiocial)

my friday night

my friday night

I ate the whole bag of sour patch kids.

I ate the whole bag of sour patch kids.

(via aplacebothwonderfulandstrange)

catch the wave

catch the wave

(via theadventuresofmichaelpawlak)

cabinboy454:

The films of Henry Paris (Radley Metzger)…
The Private Afternoons of Pamela Mann (1974), Naked Came the Stranger (1975), The Opening of Misty Beethoven (1976), Barbara Broadcast (1977), Maraschino Cherry (1978)

I celebrate his entire catalog

cabinboy454:

The films of Henry Paris (Radley Metzger)…

The Private Afternoons of Pamela Mann (1974), Naked Came the Stranger (1975), The Opening of Misty Beethoven (1976), Barbara Broadcast (1977), Maraschino Cherry (1978)

I celebrate his entire catalog

I eat, therefore I poop.

turnidoff:

 BUCKET LIST ITEM: Hearing Sean Connery say, “Shire Sausage”

turnidoff:


 BUCKET LIST ITEM: Hearing Sean Connery say, “Shire Sausage